I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:S • Plastic snap closure

• Plastic snap closure

The embroidered trinity knot makes it a unique and stylish accessory

and gear that likes its idealism with a little less incense and a little more sarcasm

The guy was sort of like an 18th Century elderly Dan Bilzerian globetrotting the celebrity parties

like so many of his eccentric ideas

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:S • Plastic snap closureYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these beautifully embroidered hoodies stitched by our crack squad of seamstresses. 50% pre shrunk cotton, 50%